Sarah was just trying to help, to WARN her friends, to warn you all. Her warnings fell upon deaf ears. It's too late.
And now what's that... that... scratching you hear...? Like claws on porcelain...?
Oh God.
- Light-to-medium weight Bella + Canvas 3001 tee. Unisex sizing - please check measurements before ordering for best fit.
- Black is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, heather colors are 50/50 cotton/poly.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
And now what's that... that... scratching you hear...? Like claws on porcelain...?
Oh God.
- Light-to-medium weight Bella + Canvas 3001 tee. Unisex sizing - please check measurements before ordering for best fit.
- Black is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, heather colors are 50/50 cotton/poly.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |